not good.

Let me list out the achievements of someone I very much respect.

1. Head of School

2. Captain of First Cricket team

3. Captain of First Footy team

4. TER of 99.5 (translates to him being top 0.5% of the state)

5. Plays the guitar in a band which actually performs in front of audiences

6. Humble guy, to the point where he almost seems falsely modest, until you know him

7. Tall, good looking

8.  Is currently (successfully) juggling the law curricular with playing U21 Footy for WA

Mate, if u ever read this, im sorry for what happened after the P&L paper. All the best in your future endeavours.

Tonight is not a good night. Two of the people reading this blog are upset for one reason or another.

One refused to mention why. The other… endured something no daughter should endure. But emotions often get the better of sobriety and I urge you to empathise with them, as I empathise with you.

As of tomorrow, for the first time in my life, im not gonna have a maid no more. My dumbarse maid brought construction workers into my house when we were on holiday. And has been sneaking out to gallivant with those suckers in town.

My mummy was funny. She was worried the maid would go psycho and get the knives. Haha. So she made me stand guard in the kitchen. Which got boring after awhile. So I got wei in the kitchen with me and started kicking his ass.

And I am worried. Without a made, mummy’s gonna get even more anal about cleanliness in the house. She’s gonna be so kan cheong and stressed and surely that cant be good.

Oh well. Ill cross the bridge when I come to it.

And after no. 5, I suddenly feel better.